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Unholy Sh+t: a former priest explains how accurate the movie Conclave is compared to what will happen on May 7th
I am a movie buff.
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Unholy Sh+t: Thomas was only given his petty nickname because of the who Tommy doubted
I was a kid when my Sunday School teacher said, “If you doubt, this shows that you never believed.” I had a lot of doubts and questions.
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Unholy Sh+t: explains what the f+ck happens now that the pope has died, since you don’t have the energy to research another god d+mn thing…
“Well, f+ck” were the words I uttered upon being awakened sometime after the witching hour as my phone buzzed incessantly.
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Unholy Sh+t: while the men are busy hiding from the cops, the women storm the castle to face down the guards
It was my first Easter Sunday as a newly ordained priest, and I was very nervous.
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Unholy Sh+t: radical political leader arrested on trumped-up charges by the opposition
BREAKING NEWS: A radical political leader is arrested on trumped-up charges by his opponents, more at eleven!
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Unholy Sh+t: the people were ready for Jesus to choose violence... many people still wish he would
Here is the story about the time I met Jesus.
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Unholy Sh+t: Jesus failed at healing a blind man and I've got a lot of questions about that
Our pastor was standing behind the pulpit and was beginning to lean into it.
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March 2025

Unholy Sh+t: If Jesus knew that he could raise his boyfriend from the dead, then why is he crying?
Many years ago, one of my dear friends was murdered.
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Unholy Sh+t: Does your church follow Jesus or Paul when it comes to women in ministry?
As a kid, we attended a church that didn’t allow women to preach.
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Unholy Sh+t: and lo, he said unto them, "why are there so many motherf+cking snakes in this motherf+cking book?"
I was a newly ordained priest, and as a convert from Protestantism, I still had a few holdover fears from my time as an evangelical.
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Unholy Sh+t: The First Temptation of Christ or the one time Jesus didn't get hangry
I was probably about six years old when I asked my mom if she would buy me some candy from the store.
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Unholy Sh+t Lenten Special Edition: Remember that you are butt dust
Special Lenten Edition!
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