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Unholy Sh+t: Santa Claus punches a guy for asking if Jesus is his own Daddy because of John 3:16
I was sitting in Sunday school at about nine years old; I immediately noticed a hotplate and a skillet. Even for religious indoctrination, this was an…
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Unholy Sh+t: when God did that thing with his tongue
When I was a teenager, my mom drove us down from Nashville to Pensacola to visit my grandmother, but there was a special event she was excited to take…
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Unholy Sh+t: the longest brb
WEEK TWENTY ONE: The Longest brb It was New Year's Eve, the year of our lord, nineteen and ninety-nine. Prince had promised us that this was going to be…
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Unholy Sh+t: The pronouns of God
I grew up in a house divided, not by politics or sports-ball teams but religion. Not even a fun division like one parent was Jewish and the other was…
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Unholy Sh+t: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
It was the weekend, and for my family, that meant it was time for another wild adventure to TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network) right outside of…
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Artists are not Amazon, freeloaders, or the top of the capitalist food chain
Typically, the things I share are reflective of what’s going on behind the scenes in my life. Even when I’m just recycling memes I’ve harvested from…
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Unholy Sh+t: Boy, do I feel sheepish
A few years ago, during the height of a certain president who is the embodied antithesis of Jesus, I found myself in a little debate with one of his…
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Home of Unholy Sh+t, the Russia Essays, and my upcoming podcast Literary Anarchism.

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