Thoughtful insights on religion interwoven with the Princess Bride? Yes please. A great read. Now go get yourself an MLT, and then have fun storming the castle. You do have fun doing that, don’t you? 😉

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Holy Sh*t with a slave of Lord Jesus Christ

The gospel of John is near and dear to my heart. The ones who Jesus loves are the "little children" and he pours out his blessings and favor on them. Some of the most ominous warnings in scripture are in regard to offending the "little children" the ones who Jesus loves.

"He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. 3 And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. 4 Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 5 And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me."

“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea. 7 Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to stumble! Such things must come, but woe to the person through whom they come! 8 If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire. 9 And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell"

"See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that their angels in heaven always see the face of my Father in heaven. " Matthew 18:10 NIV

Seriously though, now is the appropriate time to poop your pants if you drank this guys koolaid. God ALWAYS has his eyes on his little ones. Its not a coincidence that something as weak as I found my way to your dark little corner of social media. Jesus Christ is coming back! And the spanking he is gonna give satan on the worlds (universe?) stage is gonna be EPIC! We will be sending each other memes mocking him about it for all of eternity. Those who kill with the sword, must be killed with the sword. Anyone else notice the number of likes has been cut in half since I started commenting?

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